Legal Humor

Q: What do you call twenty attorneys at the bottom of Lake Michigan?

A: a good start.

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"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."
       Henry Kissinger

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"Love is like hash. You have to have confidence in it in order to enjoy it."
       Morey Amsterdam

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"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has a better lawyer."
        Robert Frost

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"A law firm is successful when it has more clients than partners."
        Henny Youngman

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: How many can you afford?